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Thu Jul 2, 2009, 8:25 AM
  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: Sparks the Rescue
  • Reading: Since when?
  • Watching: Your face.
  • Playing: Your mom.
  • Eating: The forbidden fruit... cuz I'm bad.
  • Drinking: Not much
[X] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[X] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[X] - You have choked on something.
[X] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[X] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[X] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[X] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[X] - You like pirates.
[X] - You like anime.
[] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[X] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion
[X] - You dress stranger than other people. (I try.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[X] - You love electronics.
[X] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[X] - You cuss a lot.
[X] - You believe in aliens.
[X] - You play video games.
[X] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[x] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[X] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[X] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[] - You sleep in the nude. (sometimes, atm my room is the hottest in the house)

TOTAL SO FAR = 31

[X] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] - You own a stuffed animal.
[X] - You like watermelon.
[]- You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[X] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[X] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have three sisters..


TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[X] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[X] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[X] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[X] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something. (stalkers...)
[X] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 44

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.(dont care. dont know)
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown.
[X] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 50

[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[X] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?"
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[X] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 58


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity.


58= Staple Gun.

Well I've made up my own question:

[x] You think staple guns are sexy (This one is worth 4 points.)

Ok, that brings my total to 62, which means I am SEXY AS HELL.

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I specialize in photography, but have recently experimented with digital art and photomanipulation. I do traditional drawing from time to time but it's not my forte and I don't have inspiration enough for that.

I am a musician and I write from the heart. I play the piano and have been playing for about three and a half years now. Three years self-taught, and half a year been taking lessons. I recorded my first album Fallen Angel in 2008 and am now working on writing an EP album for Summer, (Joy) as well as a holiday album and a Halloween album. All Alan Bennett music produced, written, recorded by Alan Bennett through Dark Flame Studios. I also play trumpet and sing.

My passion is arts and I aspire theatre and acting. I've been told (many times) that I am good with hair and makeup. I know. The real story behind that is that I've picked it up through the years by watching my mom and through other theatre productions. So there's no childhood story as to why I am good with that kind of stuff. But I am a real actor, not just a costume specialist and makeup artist. My major roles in plays have been Captain Hook/George Darling in the Green Curtain Theatre's production of Peter Pan and Wendy in 2008, and the King in the Patriot Players' production of Roger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella in 2008, as well.

I've found that musical theater is the perfect place for me as it combines my passion for music and acting.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Yo Momma's House
  • Interests: Music, Acting, Composing, Drawing, Writing, Photography, Filming, Modeling.
  • Favourite movie: Best in Show, ENG, Get Smart, John Tucker Must Die, Rent, Juno, Iron Man, Charlie's Angels, Th
  • Favourite band or musician: Nox Arcana, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Xandria, Avril Lavigne, Black Eyed Peas
  • Favourite genre of music: Classical, Rock, (Alterative) Metal, Alternative Rock, some Pop
  • Favourite artist: Joseph Vargo/Edvard Munch
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe/J.K. Rowling
  • Favourite photographer: Jen/Jake Malloy
  • Favourite style of art: Grunge, Punk, Goth, Victorian, Emo, Classical
  • Operating System: PC
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch 2nd Gen
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mushoo
  • Personal Quote: "Intelligence is a fashion statement... every size, any collection, every season."
  • Tools of the Trade: Camera, Pencil, Piano, Trumpet, other instruments, Charcoal

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